Take my money, Walmart! Just take it!

I hate what my grandfather refers to as the "Chinese Outlet".
Wal-Mart Gods, please, just deposit my paycheck to your store.

*Then, pay all of my bills for the month.
*While you are at it, do my grocery shopping for me, too.
*Next, look into the future to see what unforeseen expenses will occur this month. Please, keep that money, too. More than likely, it is something that I will have to get at Wal-Mart (like prescriptions).
*Last, once you are done with all my money, please deposit all that is left so I can enjoy my hard-earned-dollars-that-make-me-feel-like-a-crappy-mother paycheck. I promise that $8.57 will not be all spent in one place.